ten things | how to get to know quinn via her annoyances

[perfectlymeasured]

~01~ Apparently, being Head Cheerleader for Coach Sylvester did have an expiration date. It's not even as if I'm showing, but I guess when it comes to Nationals she's right. The Cheerios can't have built the core of the team around me, only to have me not be able to perform.

~02~ Coming up with baby names for a baby you don't even want to keep is ridiculous. Besides, that name wasn't even a name, it was weather.

~03~ I really hate being told something that I already know. If I wanted to get a recap of boring things, I'd watch CNN.

~04~ When I auditioned for Glee, I thought I was going to be getting a bigger chance to actually sing. Mr. Schuester gave me that solo, like, the first time. Then Rachel had to complain about it, and now all I do is sing back up. I'd quit, but I haven't told my parents I got dropped from the Cheerios.

~05~ I don't want to get fat. I've been reading these books on pregnancy and some of these things are horrifying. I doubt the Virgin Mary had to worry about stretch marks and cocoa butter lotion.

~06~ If it was possible to just had this baby to someone else without going through all the work? I'd do that. I'm already sick of being sick, and having an entire school know your biggest secret? Really sucks.

~07~ God, I really wish I had eaten more than that NutriGrain bar between third and fourth.

~08~ I think that if everyone wanted to be their best, then the world wouldn't be filled with so many losers. Trust me, there are a lot of them out there.

~09~ I still don't know what to do with my uniform. It's not like I was Michael Jordan or something, there isn't even a number to retire. They should really get on that.

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~10~ I hate thinking that I'm going to want to keep her. Finn can barely take care of himself, and I'm not thrilled with the idea of being a Mom so early in my life. I don't want to feel it, I don't want to know it's as big as a lima bean, or any bean. I wish I could go back, and do it differently.

Comments

[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

Schue should ease up on having the same people sing all the time.

[measuredperfect.livejournal.com]

It's called Glee Club, not the Rachel and Finn show.

[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

With the occasional end line by Mercedes. That's just like, a slap in the face.

[measuredperfect.livejournal.com]

You proved you can sing, I'm not sure what else we're supposed to do.

[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

You did too. I mean, you tried out, right? I just kinda came after Coach Tanaka half threatened me with Acafellas.

[measuredperfect.livejournal.com]

I auditioned, and brought Brittany and Santana with me for back up vocals. I had a lead until Rachel threatened to quit. Not that it mattered anyway, she still quit and then came back.

She's supposed to be stable if she wants to be a leader.

[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

She doesn't want to be a leader. She wants to be a ~*~star~*~

[measuredperfect.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, did you actually type that out?

Maybe you should ease up on hanging out with Kurt.

[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

I considered sparkle text, but that was too much work.

He's ok when he's not going all Single Ladies.

[measuredperfect.livejournal.com]

He's a talented singer, and not too awful of a place kicker, but I don't see the two of you going to Monster Trucks anytime soon.

[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

It's Mega Monster Madness and the trucks breath fire.

[measuredperfect.livejournal.com]

Well that must make all the difference in the world.

[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

To people with taste it does.

[measuredperfect.livejournal.com]

Well I'm glad we've made that distinction then.

[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

Wanna come monster trucking with me this weekend?

[measuredperfect.livejournal.com]

I have a doctor's appointment I think.

[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

Excuses. What's a doctor got that I don't?

[measuredperfect.livejournal.com]

He has my next check up for me and the baby?

[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

You look healthy.

There. I just gave you a check up.

[measuredperfect.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure that does anything for the baby inside of me Puck.